So obviously I'm not pregnant.
In actual fact, the only thing that all of those omens pointed to was a Big Frickin Poo..
I ended up getting AF on CD 21, after a mere 8day long LP.. So much for all the warnings and omens.
I ended up getting my shortest cycle ever!
So I officially refuse to ever believe in EPS or omens again..
I think I am entitled to say that after experiencing literally every EPS in the book (and a couple I probably created all by myself) during the last 23 months!